Thursday, April 16, 2009

Ten Things You Will Never Hear on Smeargate...

Nadine Dorries - I'm very touched by the Prime Minister's words
Alex Hilton - Derek Draper has my full support
Sunny Hundal - I'm absolutely delighted the media ask Iain Dale on rather than me
Guido Fawkes - The Telegraph is my newspaper of choice
Damian McBride - I voz only obeying orders
Ray Collins - Derek Draper is welcome at Labour Party HQ anytime
Kevin Maguire - I voz only obeying orders
Charlie Whelan - My Union is 100% behind me
Tony Blair - I'm so sorry this has happened to Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown - Sorry

PS I did a 15 minute chat with Donal Blaney on his Blogtalk Radio show earlier this morning. Listen to it HERE.

23 comments:

  1. “I don’t like feuds” - my arse.

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  2. #11

    Iain Dale: "I have no comment".

    *grin*

    D

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  4. The important news is that a HoC Committee have said the national security dangers of leaks to Green were exaggerated.
    Who is cabinet office minister and who was a civil servant sat in the next desk?

    Either way it is another govt smear.

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  6. Iain Dale - 'I've had enough of this smeargate thing.'

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  8. Ed Balls "Yes of course I know Damian really well. I chair a tactics meeting with him every Wednesday."

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  9. oh bugger - have I missed another salvo from Mr Ireland?

    Iain - you should try-out for Millionaire's fastest finger :)

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  10. “I’m deeply saddened as this paints politics in a bad light and gloating only makes it worse” – Iain Dale

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  12. Chris Galey & Greeny have got off - huzzah and trebles all round. Galey's a lucky lad.

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  13. Tim been in? His mum's gonna be fretting - he's a very naughty boy.

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  14. After all the intensity of this week, this made me laugh, thanks Iain!

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  15. After all the intensity of this week, this made me laugh - thanks Iain!

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  16. More Nokias go ballistic :)

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  17. Does anyone else find it deeply significant that Derek Draper has removed his desktop computer from his home?

    http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/mirror-images/2009/04/derek-draper-labour-spin-docto.html

    (Lancastrian Oik passed this to me)

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  18. OK, after Mr Ireland's latest asshattery, I withdraw my earlier comment.

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  19. Copy and paste if Susan Boyle brought you here

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  20. Iain

    Are you insinuating Guido doesnt read the Torygraph.....good God you`ll be telling us he`s a Daily Sport man next...

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  21. "Are you insinuating Guido doesnt read the Torygraph."

    After they decided to keep the chequebook in their pocket probably not.

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