Dizzy Thinks
I am just not interested in a story which combines technology with tits.
Guido Fawkes
Damian McBride will still be in a job by the end of the month
Tim Montgomerie
A world without America would be a far better place.
Mark Pack
Look, I'm just not interested in a Tory councillor who's fiddled his expenses.
Mike Smithson
This polling lark - it's a bit overdone, isn't it?
Donal Blaney
I totally agree that Obama has proved to be an excellent President.
Archbishop Cranmer
It's a bit overdone, that religion malarkey, isn't it?
Nadine Dorries
Thirty two weeks? No problem, just hand me the coathanger.
Tom Harris
And another thing. Just tell Iain Dale, I'm fed up with him linking to me.
Devil's Kitchen
I say old chap, would you mind awfully if I commented on something. Terribly kind of you.
Danny Finkelstein
Tim Montgomerie is right on tax cuts.
Martin Bright
I have the utmost respect for Geoffrey Robinson and his independence from Gordon Brown.
Ministry of Truth
Ok, I'll write it, but only if I can do it in 30 words or fewer.
John Redwood
We want spending increases. When do we want them? Now!
Boulton & Co
We all can't wait for Adam to get back and give us a break from all this blogging.
Bob Piper
Sandwell's a right ****hole, isn't it?
Chicken Yoghurt
Iain Dale would be a worthy winner of the Orwell Prize, and if he wins I promise to blog twice as often.
Shane Greer
I so hate my hair.
Richard North
The benefits of EU membership have been severely underestimated
Derek Draper
I apologise for accusing Iain Dale of condoning racism.
And I am sure my reader can think of a lot more...
England Expects - Conservative MEPs do a wonderful job and most of the UKIP MEPs are a total waste of space!
ReplyDeleteDraper has to perpetuate the accusation and make it personal - the only one to do so - all the others are light-hearted.
ReplyDeleteNo surprise there then .....
Or more generically applied to any political blogger anywhere ever:
ReplyDelete"Wow... you're so right! I've decided to join your party. That's how right you are."
Just to clarify .... that was a comment I wanted to make rather than an example of something I would never write ... OT I know, but there we go.
ReplyDeleteOld Holborn: "Peace and love"
ReplyDeleteIain Dale - After careful consideration I have decided to refuse the offer from the Conservative Party to stand as their candidate on any safe seat of my choosing.
ReplyDeleteDraper? top blogger? you've just made him a happy man.
ReplyDeleteIain Dale: I'd rather not make you aware of any upcoming media appearances of mine.
ReplyDeleteAdam Smith Institute: Keynes was right when he said...
Iain sweetie,
ReplyDeleteDo you think these curtains go with my outfit?
The line concerning Nadine Dorres is rather provocative. Coat hangers are not used in any legal abortions. To suggest otherwise in jest or not is very unfair.
ReplyDeleteDerek Draper - On second thoughts, I'll have a shower and a shave and... send my MA back.
ReplyDeleteDevil's Kitchen:
ReplyDelete"Alcohol Concern are doing a really valuable public service."
And Mr Draper will be creaming himself at being in your top ten.
ReplyDelete"I studied at the Wright Institute"
"Thirty two weeks? No problem, just hand me the coathanger."
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ Iain, even I winced at that one...
And I managed to slightly shock Obnoxio once!
Iain Dale & Shane Greer:
ReplyDeleteBeing on TV, I just can't stand it....
Iain Dale: I won't be on the telly on Election Night. I'll be watching some Skyplussed horse racing and drinking Gin.
ReplyDeleteIain Dale:
ReplyDelete"I'm bored with all these lists and stat p0rn is sooooo tedious...."
Oxo the Clown - I've installed an anti-swearing algorithm.
ReplyDeleteIain Dale - The Conservative's should promise to bring back Section 28.
Simon Gardner - The EU are the devil's spawn.
Subrosa - I think sycophancy is a dying art.
Cassandra - Islam is the religion of peace.
Anna Raccoon - People who talk to themselves are crackers.
Dick the Prick - Not a drop has passed my lips.
Oldrightie - I disagree with you.
Mrs Plato - I think I'm falling for Dolly....swoon!
Chris Paul - Never use thirty words when one will do.
Mr Tomlinson (blogging from the other side) - Aren't our policemen wonderful.
Derek Draper - I'm a tool. I'm a tool. I'm a tool, tool, tool, an
ReplyDeleteunbelievably annoying tool
See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaPWwyC6CDI
(Thanks Scrubs)
I'm not exactly a famous blogger -despite my endless plugging of http://newsjunction.co.uk/news - but I do have a reputation in some things. You will never hear me support compulsary purchase orders, leftist riots or the EU, for starters anyway...
ReplyDeleteHave you declared Old Holborn a non-person?
ReplyDeleteErr... actually, His Grace would be wholly in accord with the sentence attributed to him. There is nothing wrong with religion in moderation. But it has indeed been completely overdone. It tends to lead to systemic religiosity and even religionism, to which the tedious religionist vainly clings for the salvation of his soul whilst becoming a stumbling block to those who genuininely seek truth.
ReplyDeleteFaith, on the other hand...
Easter blessings.
++Cranmer
Kerry McCarthy: Charity begins at home.
ReplyDeleteHoneyball MEP: I'll hold my tongue until I find out more about this.
Guido: They deserve every penny.
Prezza: I don't.
John Redwood MP: Property is theft
Iain Dale: ...so before Polly had finished banging her gums I punched her in face.
Old Holborn: All proceeds of this site are now going to the NSPCC.
Burning Our Money: Phwoar, look at the norks on that!
Obnoxio: ...and there has been a 2.6% rise year on year to the PSBR.
Archbishop Cranmer: Ohmmmmmmmm
Jailhouselawyer: BNP supports prisoners votes
ReplyDeleteExcept I just have...
Happy Easter to one and all.
Oh ex-apprentice you do flatter me. I've never bowed to anyone in my life and I don't intend to start now.
ReplyDeleteMy contribution:
'Old Holborn
Just finished a course of hypnotherapy and I will never swear again.'
Bob Quick - I was only following the government's transparency policy.
ReplyDeleteTim Ireland: "Obsessive, you say? You know, you're right, I must do something about that..."
ReplyDeleteJuliaM: I must write something nice about someone one day rather than simply just jump on any passing bandwagon in an attempt to gain popularity.
ReplyDeleteDamien McBride - I am a disgusting, corrupt shit working on the orders of the most psychologically flawed Prime Minister in the annals of British history.
ReplyDeleteJailhouselawyer: "Actually, I think most people in this country are right after all - criminals really are scum..."
ReplyDeleteJuliaM: Scum is taking advantage of Tim Ireland because you are aware he cannot respond on here because of Iain Dale's censorship policy.
ReplyDelete'Taking advantage of him...'?
ReplyDeleteYou do know what this thread is about, don't you? I don't see anyone else whinging, they are taking it in the spirit in which it's intended.
Besides, he can always fall back on his MiniMe, can't he...?
Oh, and read up on what 'censorship' actually is, before you start flinging the word about. He isn't 'censored' at all, just forbidden from commenting here. Which is Iain's private property, and so his to set rules of conduct.
He's got his own blog, for gawd's sake! Hardly anyone else's fault very few people visit, is it?
JuliaM: "He isn't 'censored' at all, just forbidden from commenting here".
ReplyDeleteShock horror, woman gets her knickers in a twist...
Iain isn't an official of the state, is he..?
ReplyDeleteMerriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary: "Censor: One who supervises conduct and morals: as a) an official who examines materials (as publications or films) for objectionable matter; b) an official (as in time of war) who reads communications (as letters) and deletes material considered harmful to the interests of his organization."
I'm not 'censoring' a puppy if I whack it with a rolled up newspaper because it piddles on the rug. It's free to piddle outside.
Iain obviously doesn't want Ireland piddling on his rug, and is wielding the rolled up newspaper here, on his blog, as is his right.
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ReplyDeleteIain Dale: Thatcherism is over.
ReplyDeleteNotaSheep - The BBC news really does give unbiased coverage of all viewpoints.
ReplyDeleteWV - alistowe - Lovely girl, I think I dated her in the 1980s
Letters From A Tory: You know, writing a letter to someone every day is probably not the best way to blog.
ReplyDeleteTheo Spark - Today's selection of totty will be hunky muscular men, with fit, firm buttocks and strong oiled torsos, with the afore-mentioned chaps in the skimpiest of G-strings and Y-fronts.
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