Friday, January 02, 2009

Vote for the A1 Tory Bird


No, really. For those of you who don't look at read the Daily Star each morning, she is Britain's most highly paid glamour model. She is also one of the contestants in the new series of Celebrity Big Brother. I've just been watching the first programme on Channel 4 +1, believe it or not, and Lucy Pinder has just gone into the Big Brother House announcing: "I'm a bit of a Tory Bird ... best not to put me in with any bleeding heart liberals". Go girl!



And this is Ben Adams. A young man who I had never heard of until tonight. Apparently he was in the popular music beat combo, A1. Well I never. He's also a contestant.

Who to vote for, eh? It's a toss up.

32 comments:

  1. Blimey, I thought I was reading "Last Of The Few " blog!

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  2. Yeah that no bleeding hear liberals comment lost her my vote.

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  3. Stephen, something tells me you are more of a Ben Adams type of guy :)

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  4. Always liked Lucy Pinder, I must admit.

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  5. I don't think you should vote for anyone whose face is a different colour to the rest of their body.

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  6. Bravo Lord Elvis!! Actually - I was pleasantly surprised by said Ms Pinder. I'd vote for her any day of the week . . .and I'm a Tory bird too!

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  7. Looking forward to that little tu*d's (Chris Paul) wordy (and weedy) and pointless critique on this one, Iain!

    No doubt you'll have got it wrong - whatever "it" is!

    Anyway, thanks for brightening up an older man's life....

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  8. is this not further evidence of the Guidoisation of blogging...

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  9. She should come to UKIP land, where the proper conservative men are. :P

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  10. Really? Is that it it? You ABBA-loving mainstream sycophant.

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  11. Fair enough - Lucy Pinder is the perfect symbol of the Cameron/Osborne Tory party: a pair of t*ts with no brains!

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  12. From what I've heard Ben is a bit of a Tory Fsn himself.

    What are the odds of the pair snuggling up together I ask?

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  13. Ah, I misunderstood the headline in the feed. The only bird I saw on the A1 was a pigeon, and I have no idea what its politics were...

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  14. I saw the headline and thought that I was in for an Ann Widdicombe glamour shot. Very disappointed....

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  15. Why has she got milk bottle tops stuck on her nipples?

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  16. AnOneEye...at least they are not tits UP!!.....yet

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  17. "It's a toss up."

    Ooh you are awful.....but I like you.

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  18. Do you think Tommy Sheridan will ask her if she's ever worked in a Cupid's Swingers Club in Manchester ?

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  19. Ben Adams - Yum!

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  20. That's a terrible scar Ben Adams has up his middle.

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  21. AnOnEye - puts her in direct competition with Jacqui 5-Bellies then. Wonder which one would be more useful? Hmm, now let me think, Lucy/5-Bellies, 5-Bellies/Lucy - a tough choice!

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  22. That's the ideal photo of LP for me. My MO is to sneak round and come through the back door.

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  23. I'd give them both one. A vote, that is. :)

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  24. AnOnEye@0403. Actually I think that Lucy has quite a few GCSEs and a couple of A levels to her name.

    I cant stand the programme myself. However, if I was going to vote she would get one from me (err a vote I mean!)

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  25. dale you are a sad sexist excuse. showing a man's midriff minge does mean you can display a woman's bra-less bouncy bits and get off with it. it's akin to justifying the occupation, exploitation and annihilation of iraq by pointing out that we've already screwed half the rest the globe likewise. now show one of him bent over in a thong with his nips out. you know you want to.

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  26. Ben Adams!

    Iain you might think that I couldn't possibly comment.

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  27. Are we allowed to make "shirt lifter" jokes...?

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