tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post8443344330558848604..comments2024-03-04T17:54:32.559+00:00Comments on Iain Dale's Diary: Labour MP Banged to Rights Over Commons BonkIain Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270146219458384372noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-5302821051629549182009-03-23T14:02:00.000+00:002009-03-23T14:02:00.000+00:00It was last November. Remembrance day indeed. Funn...It was last November. Remembrance day indeed. Funny they should have got out now. Anything to do with the accounts committee? Not playing ball perhaps?Dr Evilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176521760477086914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-88638482600313268572009-03-23T09:27:00.000+00:002009-03-23T09:27:00.000+00:00The ultimate sin surely was smoking in his office....The ultimate sin surely was smoking in his office. That must be a resigning offence.Large Melot Pleasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03791208850153972310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-22370998942762685432009-03-22T21:32:00.000+00:002009-03-22T21:32:00.000+00:00I have a theory on this mystery. If I'm wrong, wel...I have a theory on this mystery. If I'm wrong, well, it's funny anyway (well I think it is). If I'm right, well, that's wimmins intooision for ya.<BR/>http://andtherewasmethinking.wordpress.com/2009/03/22/mystery-oh-its-a-mystery/<BR/>Mummy xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-14516108706565634662009-03-22T20:16:00.000+00:002009-03-22T20:16:00.000+00:00After all this, I wonder if he'll be standing at t...After all this, I wonder if he'll be standing at the next election?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-67047035325804155162009-03-22T19:37:00.000+00:002009-03-22T19:37:00.000+00:00Here comes another one of those Downfall movies. G...Here comes another one of those <I>Downfall</I> movies. Griffiths (played by Adolf Hitler) is told in the bunker that the NOTW have revealed to the world and all hell breaks loose...The Grim Reaperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05543130733645367498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-29935658408151390422009-03-22T19:04:00.000+00:002009-03-22T19:04:00.000+00:00Looking at his boat and her figure one can only pr...Looking at his boat and her figure one can only presume she was one of those 'professional' women.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03548952483363828857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-41371463039827494032009-03-22T18:49:00.000+00:002009-03-22T18:49:00.000+00:00trevorsden said... “Yes Gardner - I am sure if you...trevorsden said... <I>“Yes Gardner - I am sure if you need more info John Prescott.”</I><BR/><BR/>Well in my innocence I have always understood it’s a major reason people become MPs in the first place? Or am I missing something?<BR/><BR/>“Show business for ugly people” etc. <BR/><BR/>General Election 2005:<BR/><B>Edinburgh South</B><BR/><BR/><I>Lab</I> Nigel 14,188 33.2% -9.0<BR/><I>Lib Dem</I> Marilyne MacLaren 13,783 32.3% +4.9<BR/><I>Tory</I> Gavin Brown 10,291 24.1% +7.5<BR/><I>SNP</I> Graham Sutherland 2,635 6.2% -3.7<BR/><I>Green</I> Steve Burgess 1,387 3.2% N/A<BR/><I>Scot Socialist</I> Morag Robertson 414 1.0% -1.5<BR/><BR/><BR/>Majority 405 (0.9%) -13.9Simon Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17189501697856123305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-63429431463870283492009-03-22T18:37:00.000+00:002009-03-22T18:37:00.000+00:00Yes Gardner - I am sure if you need more info John...Yes Gardner - I am sure if you need more info John Prescott will oblige.<BR/><BR/>Brown will have to use someone else to place the planted questions now.<BR/><BR/>Mind you Prescott kept his non job and associated income after his shenanigans - something for which in another job would have put him in jail.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-48375293923028892362009-03-22T18:35:00.000+00:002009-03-22T18:35:00.000+00:00Jess The Dog said... “...in the unlikely event the...Jess The Dog said... <I>“...in the unlikely event the seat goes Labour's way...”</I><BR/><BR/>Umm I believe this is a <B>Lab/Lib Dem marginal</B> is it not?<BR/><BR/>Declared candidates for the next GE at the moment are:-<BR/>Labour Nigel Griffiths <BR/>SNP Sandy Howat <BR/>Tory Neil Hudson <BR/>Lib Dem Fred MackintoshSimon Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17189501697856123305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-45031410148994586192009-03-22T18:26:00.000+00:002009-03-22T18:26:00.000+00:00One of my fave Tories - Edwina Currie always maint...One of my fave Tories - <A HREF="http://www.rank-outsiders.org.uk/info/_images/_photos/mps/edwina_currie.jpg" REL="nofollow">Edwina Currie</A> always maintained that Parliament is a bonkathon™. I've no reason to disbelieve her and I’m sure nothing much has changed.Simon Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17189501697856123305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-84078090302847240332009-03-22T18:23:00.000+00:002009-03-22T18:23:00.000+00:00The article fooled me a little - I skim-read it ra...The article fooled me a little - I skim-read it rather than moving my finger under the words and mouthing them silently, as most Screws readers do.<BR/><BR/>I had this vision of Nigel shuffling like a penguin, down Whitehall from the Cenotaph after the 2 minute silence, in order to tame the tumescent trouser beast courtesy of a well-paid Miss Whiplash.<BR/><BR/>Whatever - I'm sure the Great British Public won't be impressed, nor will the voters of Edinburgh South. There are plenty out there who don't even have offices to shag in!<BR/><BR/>Will the next candidate for Edinburgh South be from an all-woman shortlist? Will Kezia be going for it? As long as she doesn't have to inherit Nigel's desk in the unlikely event the seat goes Labour's way...Jess The Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01694805454982688213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-2652987960711084232009-03-22T18:04:00.000+00:002009-03-22T18:04:00.000+00:00Thatsnews said... “Also, does the News of the Scre...Thatsnews said... <I>“Also, does the News of the Screws think that sex is wrong for everyone on Remembrance Sunday? For MPs only?”</I><BR/><BR/>Guffaw. How true.Simon Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17189501697856123305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-66321330047688262302009-03-22T17:39:00.000+00:002009-03-22T17:39:00.000+00:00I do HOPE NOW is certain of the provenance of the ...I do HOPE NOW is certain of the provenance of the photos. Stolen and genuine? Or clever fakes? Wouldn't be the first time a paper has been taken in this way.<BR/><BR/>Also, does the News of the Screws think that sex is wrong for everyone on Remembrance Sunday? For MPs only?Martin Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04148241391183658112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-22446834543060969222009-03-22T17:23:00.000+00:002009-03-22T17:23:00.000+00:00But, but... they're supposed to be whiter than whi...But, but... they're supposed to be whiter than white?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-87193686501326050622009-03-22T17:21:00.000+00:002009-03-22T17:21:00.000+00:00I am only amazed that Gordo is mates with such a b...I am only amazed that Gordo is mates with such a bloke!Oldrightiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03192587284458430556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-89047546674758846142009-03-22T17:13:00.000+00:002009-03-22T17:13:00.000+00:00Wee Nigel (I'm only referring to his height) is a ...Wee Nigel (I'm only referring to his height) is a creep,witness his planted questions at PMQs, and has been all his political life.<BR/><BR/>I am so pleased he will have to face the music now. Remember he escaped punishment for not declaring income from a rented office (the money was for his autistic sister, sob, sob).Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15350267503307455359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-45934818497154244632009-03-22T16:57:00.000+00:002009-03-22T16:57:00.000+00:00The cruelest comments about Mrs Griffiths are to b...The cruelest comments about Mrs Griffiths are to be found on the NOTW comment page...<BR/><BR/>"OMG! If they have been married 30 years, does that mean she married him when she was already 40?"<BR/><BR/>*ouch*<BR/><BR/>My Cluedo theory is that they know exactly who the 'mysterious brunette is'. <BR/><BR/>They're merely saving it for next week's 'fur rug and suspenders' centre page spread about how hot or not Mr Griffiths was.<BR/><BR/>I gather that neighbours haven't seen them for days...Platohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416276749202589235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-48011118278654092512009-03-22T16:47:00.000+00:002009-03-22T16:47:00.000+00:00Warsteiner, you forgot the "Honourable" ...On an e...Warsteiner, you forgot the "Honourable" ...<BR/><BR/>On an entirely sexist and disgusting note, a single glance at wifey goes a long way to explain this story.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15984396354633891857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-56138383450881756352009-03-22T16:40:00.000+00:002009-03-22T16:40:00.000+00:00Move along sonny, no new bonking jokes here. And g...Move along sonny, no new bonking jokes here. And give me that camera, it's against the law.<BR/><BR/>WV intersheWrinkled Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05291551539649118631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-13465891470879054052009-03-22T16:30:00.000+00:002009-03-22T16:30:00.000+00:00He ain't the first and won't be the last. When I s...He ain't the first and won't be the last. When I saw that headline any number that I know came to mind!Lady Finchleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695379463537122656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-22808226108173224582009-03-22T16:29:00.000+00:002009-03-22T16:29:00.000+00:00Cato - did you mean an upright member of the house...Cato - did you mean an upright member of the house ??<BR/><BR/><BR/>Coat hat - leaves buildingWarsteinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01633808356583550370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-31350935432922728912009-03-22T16:05:00.000+00:002009-03-22T16:05:00.000+00:00I feel sure that he's an upright MP.I feel sure that he's an upright MP.Catosayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02885445175868379750noreply@blogger.com