tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post7060019781497975185..comments2024-03-04T17:54:32.559+00:00Comments on Iain Dale's Diary: Rwandan Diary: Into AfricaIain Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270146219458384372noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-44956155725215241782007-07-21T21:17:00.000+01:002007-07-21T21:17:00.000+01:00Watch out for dartkies...Watch out for dartkies...Fidothedoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13588552210424845667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-42805369793441458042007-07-21T17:01:00.000+01:002007-07-21T17:01:00.000+01:00P.S. verity 705pmWell said.P.S. verity 705pm<BR/><BR/>Well said.Yak40https://www.blogger.com/profile/10391635243252561168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-43731718971022798442007-07-21T16:55:00.000+01:002007-07-21T16:55:00.000+01:00Kenya Air ? A friend working in sub Saharan Africa...Kenya Air ? A friend working in sub Saharan Africa told me of sitting in either Kenya or Ghana 'plane (I forget which)watching a rat appear from between a galley cupboard & plastic panels, chewing on something. He then saw that there were lots of wires & the like running behind the panels.<BR/><BR/>He said BA only from then on !!Yak40https://www.blogger.com/profile/10391635243252561168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-34719973733830328932007-07-21T13:41:00.000+01:002007-07-21T13:41:00.000+01:00I sometimes can't believe the naievety of some peo...I sometimes can't believe the naievety of some people on these blogs.<BR/><BR/>Even those who believe people in front of them on an economy flight are not permitted to recline their seats. If you don't like it, fly business class.<BR/><BR/>Worse still are those that think this trip to Africa will have ANY beneficial effect.<BR/><BR/>Let me tell you about Africa, as I have travelled there - extensively.<BR/><BR/>Africa is not hundreds of years behind the West. It is THOUSANDS of years behind. It will NEVER catch up. It doesn't WANT to catch up. It is a different THINKING.<BR/><BR/>You cannot assume that black African people think the same way as white European people do. They DO NOT. Er...hasn't anyone noticed this ? Their values are different. They are NOT less intelligent. It is just a difference in thinking. Also a difference in VALUES. Hello ?????<BR/><BR/>If you would like a crash course on Africa without having to go to the stinking, depressing place, go see the brilliant movie BLOOD DIAMOND with a superb performance by Di Caprio (should have won an oscar for that).<BR/><BR/>The 'frisonne' moment of the film is where he is drunk and tells the female journalist (both lost in the jungle) how his mother was raped by 6 men and then murdered in front of him and his father, and then how they dragged his father outside and hanged him before decapitating him. 'Will god ever forgive us for what we have done to each other in this country?' he asks. And then says..' But god left this country many many years ago..'.<BR/><BR/>Idiot people like Bono and Geldof who think by sending money to Africa they are helping should be told to shut up or go live there. On the other had if you look at what Oprah has done by spending her own millions on establishing a special school for black girls in Johannesbuyg it make you want to cry. <BR/><BR/>This African trip is a complete nonsense and is totally a political stunt. If you really want to help Africa, go live there and make a difference from within. Unless you do that, in the eyes of Genghis, you will forever be a hypocrite.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14594516873768198172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-37613285791841860342007-07-20T23:11:00.000+01:002007-07-20T23:11:00.000+01:00Had a friend who spent the night in Lagos airport ...Had a friend who spent the night in Lagos airport once. He passed the time by watching a rat eat its way through a long line of sandwiches that had been laid out on a tray for the next day in 90% humidity and 35 degrees of heat.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully your layover will not be that long or that rat infested. <BR/><BR/>Seat back recliners! I once spent a flight with a very large drunken man and a live goat. Think he had a hairy back - the man that is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-56739261827282110232007-07-20T19:05:00.000+01:002007-07-20T19:05:00.000+01:00Bewildered and Anonymous 6:13. Ditto. If Dave th...Bewildered and Anonymous 6:13. Ditto. If Dave thinks the British empathise with Africans before they worry about their own domestic affairs, he is just too distanced from real life. If he doesn't realise that everyone is sick to death of Africa,that would be another error.<BR/><BR/>So many, many dire problems in Britain - the undereducated young who will never have a job or find a role in life, the proliferation of civil disorder on the streets, forty percent of babies born illegimate, no discipline in the schools because teachers increasingly fear the pupils, police cover ups for failure to maintain law and order, an utterly corrupt government, "political correctness" - better described as "thought fascism" - being used to silence the indigenous Britons whose country this is and punish them for rejecting multiculturalism, one-worlderism and open borders, and much,more more ... and Dave's poling his way up the Limpopo? <BR/><BR/>Clearly under the bizarre impression that this is going to win him points with the British electorate. He's being "inclusive". Well, that's certainly <I>my</I> number one priority for a politician! Don't tell me what your policies, if any, are, but are you <I>inclusive</I>?<BR/><BR/>Dave is a PR spiv. He talks about "man made climate change" just as that particular bandwagon is coming to a creaking, disgraced, halt. He puts a wind turbine on his roof and thinks people are going to be impressed. He berates W H Smith - a privately-owned company - for selling chocolate oranges at the checkout counter. How dare he try to interfere with the shop's decision to sell something legal? The impertinence! That trip to Norway sent an icy chill down my spine and took the breath away. Dave's stupid face grinning out of a parka bought for the occasion made him thousands of unforgiving enemies, among them - me. <BR/><BR/>The ineptitude boggles the mind. And now another PR stunt. I won't watch the video coverage of Dave being friendly and relaxed with Africans, and showing his unaffected "concern" and being oh-so-willing to listen and learn. Seeing a still photo of him is emetic enough.<BR/><BR/>What's the point, I wonder? Surely there's got to be a point. Kissing up to the left?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-6260149347751932262007-07-20T18:43:00.000+01:002007-07-20T18:43:00.000+01:00Welcome to bongobongo land...Welcome to bongobongo land...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-17707412531679636902007-07-20T18:13:00.000+01:002007-07-20T18:13:00.000+01:00Ditto "bewildered":Dave & Co. have no idea how rid...Ditto "bewildered":<BR/><BR/>Dave & Co. have no idea how ridiculous they look.<BR/><BR/>Did Dave bring his pith helmet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-53294821869638974472007-07-20T17:58:00.000+01:002007-07-20T17:58:00.000+01:00verity: Have you got a hairy back?verity: Have you got a hairy back?jailhouselawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03795278184797990706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-15463275713946203882007-07-20T16:57:00.000+01:002007-07-20T16:57:00.000+01:00PS- I'm not your friend.PS- I'm not your friend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-86978794888223249672007-07-20T16:56:00.000+01:002007-07-20T16:56:00.000+01:00Don't you just adore texting? Especially to a lit...Don't you just adore texting? Especially to a literate audience?<BR/><BR/>Given that you're all on the same side - one-worlderism - what on earth is there to debate?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-7526918573330133652007-07-20T16:45:00.000+01:002007-07-20T16:45:00.000+01:00it is from 12 to 2 pm GMTit is from 12 to 2 pm GMTAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-24242951987307048072007-07-20T16:44:00.000+01:002007-07-20T16:44:00.000+01:00hey my friends, u will be able to listen on www.co...hey my friends, u will be able to listen on www.contactfm.rw this sunday a 2 hours debat with members of the delegation in rda.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-43034743380448036612007-07-20T16:19:00.000+01:002007-07-20T16:19:00.000+01:00Who's Alice. And you think who fancies her?Has Da...Who's Alice. And you think who fancies her?<BR/><BR/>Has Dave been round the book shops yet to see whether they are selling chocolate oranges at the tills?<BR/><BR/>Please, please, <I>please</I> tell me Dave is wearing a shorts and jacket safari suit with lots of pockets and buckles. Please post a picture of Dave in smart tropical gear and you will steal the entire audience for Guido's Friday competition. This will be better than the Huskies and the parka!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-84869418166277716152007-07-20T16:03:00.000+01:002007-07-20T16:03:00.000+01:00I think you fancy Alice.I think you fancy Alice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-62902615343102421702007-07-20T15:30:00.000+01:002007-07-20T15:30:00.000+01:00hairy back? don't these people wear clothes?what ...hairy back? <BR/><BR/>don't these people wear clothes?<BR/><BR/>what are the women like?<BR/><BR/>this is getting more interesting.Tapestryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17267094484651413428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-29567859453506762412007-07-20T15:28:00.000+01:002007-07-20T15:28:00.000+01:00Oh you can't chop your Momma up in MassachusettsAn...Oh you can't chop your Momma up in Massachusetts<BR/>And then blame all the damage on the mice,<BR/>No you can't chop your Momma up in Massachusetts<BR/>That kind of thing just isn't very nice!<BR/><BR/>"Jailhouse Lawyer" - Shut up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-78798012560802733412007-07-20T15:27:00.000+01:002007-07-20T15:27:00.000+01:00Iain, I was on the flight out to Kigali last week,...Iain, I was on the flight out to Kigali last week, and just over Morocco, some guy collapsed. We picked him up and he vomitted all over me. I had to wear the clothes stinking of the contents of this guy's stomach for the next 10 hours.<BR/><BR/>Give me seat recliners anyday!<BR/><BR/>PS - see you Kigali!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06514885826616402615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-36993304690599089972007-07-20T15:08:00.000+01:002007-07-20T15:08:00.000+01:00I don't suppose there is any chance of you coming ...I don't suppose there is any chance of you coming into contact with a roadside bomb or landmine is there?jailhouselawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03795278184797990706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-56959806401259195202007-07-20T14:33:00.000+01:002007-07-20T14:33:00.000+01:00PS - The Hitch - V good!PS - The Hitch - V good!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-33506341930554604722007-07-20T14:32:00.000+01:002007-07-20T14:32:00.000+01:00Did I ever tell you about the time we had an unsch...Did I ever tell you about the time we had an unscheduled layover in Teheran? This was just after the Rvolution. We were very scared because no one could tell us what the hell we were doing in Teheran at 3 in the morning. The hall was very badly lit.<BR/><BR/>I wasn't that tired because, flying Business, so no one had reclined his seat into my lap, but guess what! They didn't even have refrigerators for the Coke! We were drinking hot Coke at 3 a.m. in Teheran Airpot under the suspicious watch of 15 year old Revolutionary Guards with machine guns. Gosh, it was bloody awful. We didn't take off until three hours later!!! No one told us anything.<BR/><BR/>Then, once, coming through San Franciso from Hong Kong, I almost missed my connecting flight! Tragedy! I ran down all those airport corridors and guess what! I literally jumped on board as they were just raising the skywalk! Well, they'd told me at check-in, "You're gonna have to run!" Running all that way with trans-Pacific jet lagj! Can you believe it? <BR/><BR/>Did I tell you about the time in Damascus that Syrian Arab Airlines took off two hours before scheduled? Fortunately, I had been warned with a knowing wink to get to the airport ultra early!<BR/><BR/>Gosh, I've got a million flight stories I could tell you, including fascinating two-hour layovers in boring airports and people who talked throughout the entire flight at the top of their lungs. But if you try to open the door and throw them out, the flight attendants grab you!<BR/><BR/>Other people's flight stories are BORING. We've all got a million of 'em.<BR/><BR/>Plse don't tell me you're going to tell us: "And then we got into a taxi and guess what! We had to stop at a traffic light! And the driver was a native Rwandan. So exotic!" If I want a travelogue I'll read Jan Morris,Colin Thubron, Gavin Young. Like that.<BR/><BR/>Most of us think this entire trip to Africa is outrageously stupid. Plse don't confirm it.<BR/><BR/>However, I am glad to say this is doing immense harm to Cameron's cause, so perhaps it's worth it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-41775136342101166062007-07-20T12:55:00.000+01:002007-07-20T12:55:00.000+01:00We just queued up at the transfer desk behind a ma...<B> We just queued up at the transfer desk behind a man in a robe and the hairiest back you've ever seen.</B><BR/><BR/>Did you get his phone number?The Hitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-63570834092331732252007-07-20T10:49:00.000+01:002007-07-20T10:49:00.000+01:00If he is entitled to recline his seat right back i...If he is entitled to recline his seat right back into your lap you are equally entitled to direct your overhead nozzle - set on full power and as cold as possible down onto the same area.<BR/><BR/>This is an effective "remedy"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-84424413016407172272007-07-20T10:41:00.000+01:002007-07-20T10:41:00.000+01:00hairy back? eww!you should count yourself lucky yo...hairy back? eww!<BR/><BR/>you should count yourself lucky you didn't head off to Latin America anyway, Iain; you'd probably be flying TAM - not a good idea in my experience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-11253932979884158592007-07-20T09:42:00.000+01:002007-07-20T09:42:00.000+01:00Other people eh? What can you do with them? They...Other people eh? What can you do with them? They recline reclinable seats, shout in the hot early hours, wear robes, have hairy backs, vote Labour or fail to be impressed with PR in lieu of politics. Perhaps John Paul Sartre was right...Hughes Viewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01192390547169979749noreply@blogger.com