tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post3812653275769462810..comments2024-03-04T17:54:32.559+00:00Comments on Iain Dale's Diary: What Next for Two Shags?Iain Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270146219458384372noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-49573725110252050882007-05-22T15:35:00.000+01:002007-05-22T15:35:00.000+01:00He can go to Hull!He can go to Hull!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-12772311631841922722007-05-22T09:56:00.000+01:002007-05-22T09:56:00.000+01:00Why, oh why? (&c. &c. so forth and so on)Why, oh why? (&c. &c. so forth and so on)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-65733618812430786942007-05-21T16:11:00.000+01:002007-05-21T16:11:00.000+01:00Pro celebrity mud wrestling.Pro celebrity mud wrestling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-81793356119558285432007-05-21T13:24:00.000+01:002007-05-21T13:24:00.000+01:00While Prescott and Blair are doing a "supermarket"...While Prescott and Blair are doing a "supermarket" dash at our expense, and Brown is spending six weeks travelling around the country making sure the local labour party members know who he is (or who he says he is!),who is governing?<BR/><BR/>Watch out for a stream of Labour initiatives over the next few weeks, complete non-runners,issued purely to absorb media space in the vain hope of convincing the Great British Public that the government is in, and hasn't merely left the lights on.<BR/><BR/>Iain , How about a £5 reward for every 'spin' initiative, spotted by your posters, issued by the Nulab proles over the next six weeks. Perhaps today's announcement, that GP's will be required to shop any of their patients who that they think may have a capability of violence, may be in line for the first £5....if so then please put it towards a new tie for Gordon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-45512152745877047232007-05-21T09:37:00.000+01:002007-05-21T09:37:00.000+01:00Stick his head up a dead bear's bum?Stick his head up a dead bear's bum?Roger Thornhillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01153744692290896812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-64173877424154698412007-05-21T00:19:00.000+01:002007-05-21T00:19:00.000+01:00I'm surprised that anyone should suggest that he b...I'm surprised that anyone should suggest that he become Lord / baron Prezza, I thought that he was already enobled - I'm sure that I heard someone call him a Count the other day.Pogohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10812765444160924585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-77768841028184604962007-05-20T14:13:00.000+01:002007-05-20T14:13:00.000+01:00He could join Tony and become a trader on Ebay. I ...He could join Tony and become <A HREF="http://curly15.wordpress.com/2007/05/20/ebay-worth-watching/" REL="nofollow">a trader on Ebay.</A> I suggest he starts with the croquet set.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-24118819885217314872007-05-20T13:44:00.000+01:002007-05-20T13:44:00.000+01:00PantoPantoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-42810713452885881242007-05-19T23:46:00.000+01:002007-05-19T23:46:00.000+01:00It's not just Prezza on the look out for work. Wha...It's not just Prezza on the look out for work. What about John "A Safe Pair of Fists" Reid? Then there's Patricia Hewitt - she'll need a safe berth too.<BR/><BR/>Maybe they could form a new consultancy called "Bashem, Trashem and Hashem" which would specialise in advising the government on aggressive marketing techniques, not-fit-for purpose audits and disaster recovery? Or maybe not...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-8804403823186039742007-05-19T22:32:00.000+01:002007-05-19T22:32:00.000+01:00Those proposals were:- Reviewing papers when journ...Those proposals were:<BR/><BR/>- Reviewing papers when journalists short-handed<BR/>- Writing a blog diary<BR/>and<BR/>- A newspaper column on how women vote<BR/><BR/>Which all seemed useful suggestions for a non-MP with a hobbyist interest in politics.Chris Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15679067503215414300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-51522933417651571202007-05-19T21:55:00.000+01:002007-05-19T21:55:00.000+01:00Chris Paul: I am glad that I archived it, I though...Chris Paul: I am glad that I archived it, I thought it was funny as well.jailhouselawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03795278184797990706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-57618098584831908142007-05-19T21:04:00.000+01:002007-05-19T21:04:00.000+01:00Sadly the comment I came here to see is no longer ...Sadly the comment I came here to see is no longer there. I'll have to blog a link to someone who archived it instead. It seemed really sharp actually. Polite, amusing, and reasonable proposals to boot.Chris Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15679067503215414300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-43622838460458018872007-05-19T20:32:00.000+01:002007-05-19T20:32:00.000+01:00I suppose it is possible the trip was arranged bef...I suppose it is possible the trip was arranged before he knew when he would be stepping down...Reading the comments I have learnt more about Harlow than I ever thought possible.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-90101365643145958252007-05-19T18:50:00.000+01:002007-05-19T18:50:00.000+01:00Richard Littlejohn...The digested read, digested:T...Richard Littlejohn...<BR/><BR/>The digested read, digested:<BR/>The stupid person's Jeremy Clarkson.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-13206310870894617962007-05-19T18:47:00.000+01:002007-05-19T18:47:00.000+01:00He could scarcely be worse than Richard 'racist' L...He could scarcely be worse than Richard 'racist' Littlejohn whose new book has been savagely well satirised by John Crace in one of his digested reads...<BR/><BR/>http://books.guardian.co.uk/digestedread/story/0,,2079840,00.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-14328925969092205042007-05-19T18:36:00.000+01:002007-05-19T18:36:00.000+01:00He could be the EU Lard Mountain!It cost £millions...He could be the EU Lard Mountain!<BR/><BR/>It cost £millions in subsidies and nobody wants it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-14525961948773771262007-05-19T18:26:00.000+01:002007-05-19T18:26:00.000+01:00perhaps one of your readers might put in a Freedom...perhaps one of your readers might put in a Freedom of Information enquiry on the cost of thisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-28480618103777994832007-05-19T18:13:00.000+01:002007-05-19T18:13:00.000+01:001000 Things to Do With a Retired Deputy Prime Mini...1000 Things to Do With a Retired Deputy Prime Minister:<BR/><BR/>No.479 - fly wedding champagne parties in a dirigable John Prescott over the Cotswolds <BR/><BR/>No.480 - Use him as a landfill site <BR/><BR/>No.481 - Set up a Museum of the Working Class in Blackpool and have Prezza in a cloth cap welcoming in the punters. ('Ere's the bath a used tuh kip mi cocaine in')<BR/><BR/>No.482 - Launch him as the new (unsinkable) Prescott Ferry between Hull and Reykjavik<BR/><BR/>No.483 Wrap him in fairy lights and place him in the central reservation of the M1 to warn of slowdowns ahead. Or just as a Christmas decoration.<BR/><BR/>No.484 Make him President of the World Bank - he has most of the requisite personal qualifications!<BR/><BR/>No.485 Fairground boxer against all-comers. <BR/><BR/>No.486 Doorman in Soho.<BR/><BR/>No.487 He could hire himself out as a bouncy castle for pub gardens at the weekends.<BR/><BR/><BR/>No.488 Finish one of the sentences he started in 1993.<BR/><BR/> <BR/>No.489 Learn a new language - such as English.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-57389522902649759342007-05-19T18:05:00.000+01:002007-05-19T18:05:00.000+01:00Perhaps he could do an in-depth personal investiga...Perhaps he could do an in-depth personal investigation as to the efficacy (F-what ?) of all the penis-expansion methods which spam contantly brings to my attention ?<BR/><BR/>I understand he is well equipped to benefit from any that might work ?Alan Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16071898364060640779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-13140576834791942482007-05-19T17:55:00.000+01:002007-05-19T17:55:00.000+01:00" accompanied by two press officer two private sec...<B>" accompanied by two press officer two private secretaries....."</B><BR/><BR/>It's about time he was called Noah.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-36001221726168511132007-05-19T17:10:00.000+01:002007-05-19T17:10:00.000+01:00This is the sort of waste of public money that pis...This is the sort of waste of public money that pisses me more than anything. A lap of dishonour at our expense !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-43104547135051092172007-05-19T15:11:00.000+01:002007-05-19T15:11:00.000+01:00jailhouselawyer said... Close the door on the way ...jailhouselawyer said... <BR/>Close the door on the way out? <BR/><BR/>May 19, 2007 1:56 PM<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>That's right jailhouse. It's about time he was axed, eh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-51066012005205981032007-05-19T15:08:00.000+01:002007-05-19T15:08:00.000+01:00Prescott is one of far too many people who have be...Prescott is one of far too many people who have been enabled through their political connections to obtain the power to utilise their loathsome bigotry, pig ignorance and feeble brains in wasting vast amounts of public money on highly ieffective and in many cases deeply damaging 'initiatives' while they themselves lived the Life of Riley on the public purse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-88103079678149435532007-05-19T14:30:00.000+01:002007-05-19T14:30:00.000+01:00as long as he goes thats enough for me.as to him b...as long as he goes thats enough for me.as to him being a lord/baron whatever can he afford it and who would ever call it him ?.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-70393381629519115432007-05-19T14:21:00.000+01:002007-05-19T14:21:00.000+01:00I trust that Rory Bremner is, even now, writing th...I trust that Rory Bremner is, even now, writing the sketch involving the song:<BR/><BR/>"Woh!!...I'm going to Barbados. . . ."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com