tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post1746977141219507477..comments2024-03-04T17:54:32.559+00:00Comments on Iain Dale's Diary: Time For Some Light ReliefIain Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270146219458384372noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-16775934758988268082009-02-04T20:26:00.000+00:002009-02-04T20:26:00.000+00:00and the next is chaines...where do they get them f...and the next is chaines...where do they get them from?Rossahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06121831076599069841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-8441174599995171492009-02-04T20:25:00.001+00:002009-02-04T20:25:00.001+00:00And the next word verification is......beatinAnd the next word verification is......beatinRossahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06121831076599069841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-13190348308849188122009-02-04T20:25:00.000+00:002009-02-04T20:25:00.000+00:00Dave H. Question is what were they looking for in ...Dave H. Question is what were they looking for in the dark?<BR/><BR/>I used to live next to an A&E nurse in London and she had seen them all, carrots...oh I fell over in the garden! Hose pipe, the same. <BR/><BR/>Sorry to say the best one was probably the most painful, tears to the eyes one. My alsation was jealous of my girlfriend (mistress) and bit me! It was "broken" and had to be put into a splint. (and he had to explain it to the wife as well).Rossahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06121831076599069841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-31613698061856114962009-02-04T19:22:00.000+00:002009-02-04T19:22:00.000+00:00@ Dave H...Maybe the person in question didn't qui...@ Dave H...<BR/><BR/>Maybe the person in question didn't quite understand what a fleshlight was?IanVisitshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01856596397401878698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-38941429224994643792009-02-04T18:20:00.000+00:002009-02-04T18:20:00.000+00:00Let me guess his excuse...he fell on top of it? ;)...<EM>Let me guess his excuse...he fell on top of it? ;)</EM><BR/><BR/>Technological advencement... in days of Old when Knights were bold and women weren't invented, men drilled holes in wooden poles, to keep themselves contented...Shaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02611541853278115075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-85763872150190255042009-02-04T17:51:00.000+00:002009-02-04T17:51:00.000+00:00Killemall - eh?Killemall - eh?Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-12007751215269112932009-02-04T17:35:00.000+00:002009-02-04T17:35:00.000+00:00"Worst I ever saw was a chap with a length of alum...<I>"Worst I ever saw was a chap with a length of aluminium pipe stuck on his erect old chap."</I><BR/><BR/>Let me guess his excuse...he fell on top of it? ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-54964268289582783692009-02-04T17:16:00.000+00:002009-02-04T17:16:00.000+00:00Here are two more specimens. NB: persons of a nerv...Here are <A HREF="http://www.freewebs.com/departmentofurbanarchaeology/donttrythisathome.htm" REL="nofollow">two more specimens</A>. NB: persons of a nervous disposition should NOT follow this link.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15984396354633891857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-29648389701287684312009-02-04T16:23:00.000+00:002009-02-04T16:23:00.000+00:00/glances at previous post...Well at least a lib-du.../glances at previous post...<BR/><BR/>Well at least a lib-dumb councillor didn't block the emergency access!Shaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02611541853278115075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-70077924661502020302009-02-04T15:29:00.000+00:002009-02-04T15:29:00.000+00:00I initially felt so sorry for you, Iai, until I re...I initially felt so sorry for you, Iai, until I realised I'd misread the title.<BR/><BR/>I thought it said "Man cut from sex-game ring" and I assumed that you'd been banned from a particularly exotic gentlemen's club for some social gaffe on your part, equivalent to being cashiered from one's regiment.Steve Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15992098012803570361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-21999292967746973722009-02-04T15:16:00.000+00:002009-02-04T15:16:00.000+00:00Oh Iain, you really are such a tease sometimes...Oh Iain, you really are such a tease sometimes...Faceless Bureaucrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645935991790673158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-36173482034211150262009-02-04T14:49:00.000+00:002009-02-04T14:49:00.000+00:00It's more than a tad ironic that there was an adve...It's more than a tad ironic that there was an advert asking if I wanted to buy chocolates for my lover right below the entry...<BR/><BR/>On a side note, ignore these ridiculous accusations from Dolly Draper and LabourLost. We still love you. Don't let the bastard grind you down!The Grim Reaperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05543130733645367498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-84282381206174272522009-02-04T14:28:00.000+00:002009-02-04T14:28:00.000+00:00True story: a work colleague's wife worked as a nu...True story: a work colleague's wife worked as a nurse and she once helped remove a torch that was stuck up a patient's bottom.<BR/><BR/>The best thing of all though, when they finally had fished it out, was that it was <I>switched on!</I>Dave Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02330412326038302877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-88268762241105934012009-02-04T14:20:00.001+00:002009-02-04T14:20:00.001+00:00Fire crews carry specialist tools for removing rin...Fire crews carry specialist tools for removing rings from people’s fingers.<BR/><BR/><BR/>The mind boggles...makes a change from the vacuum cleaner I suppose!!Catosayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02885445175868379750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-58967996126070999472009-02-04T14:20:00.000+00:002009-02-04T14:20:00.000+00:00Derek Draper will no doubt take this article liter...Derek Draper will no doubt take this article literally and publish the story on his blog......Gordon Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17026686719065481051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-23899868603787412682009-02-04T14:19:00.000+00:002009-02-04T14:19:00.000+00:00Well at least it didn't have teeth.. ?Well at least it didn't have teeth.. ?Philipahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03440234602399886097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-42823414111419732592009-02-04T14:16:00.001+00:002009-02-04T14:16:00.001+00:00Kinda heavy relief but whatever floats your boat.W...Kinda heavy relief but whatever floats your boat.<BR/><BR/>WV: Cutvalci - sounds painful.Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-38617772485552275442009-02-04T14:16:00.000+00:002009-02-04T14:16:00.000+00:00In the words of James May "oh cock"In the words of James May "oh cock"Mostly Ordinaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940615088493840939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-78249137535479423462009-02-04T14:12:00.000+00:002009-02-04T14:12:00.000+00:00eeeeuuuurrrrggghhh!eeeeuuuurrrrggghhh!Blackacrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15808024417861534968noreply@blogger.com