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This much is all thats left of my credibility.
The obvious one:Respect my manhood.
Too many spring to mind, but none suitable for publication. Sorry, I've just got that sort of mind; forever in the gutter.RM
"Well my darling wife, it happened like this. The finger on the left is me and this little finger on the right is my secretary"
I could have sworn it was about this size, although the last time I could check was a very long time ago!!!
''She was not interested you see...she said I am a rank ugly fat bastard...but then I told her it's this big and that convinced her''
I cant see it myself, but she said it was this big.
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This much is all thats left of my credibility.
The obvious one:
Respect my manhood.
Too many spring to mind, but none suitable for publication. Sorry, I've just got that sort of mind; forever in the gutter.
RM
"Well my darling wife, it happened like this. The finger on the left is me and this little finger on the right is my secretary"
I could have sworn it was about this size, although the last time I could check was a very long time ago!!!
''She was not interested you see...she said I am a rank ugly fat bastard...but then I told her it's this big and that convinced her''
I cant see it myself, but she said it was this big.
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