The Sunday Telegraph Mandrake Column informs us that this autumn's political publishing sensation will be, er, the memoirs of Ming Campbell. Come again? Don't politicians normally pen their life story when their political career is over? Ah, the penny's just dropped. Now, dear readers, you know how I like to treat you all with massive prizes? (I sound like Andrew Neil!) Well let's have a little competition. The person to come up with the best title for Ming's memoirs will get a copy of Charles Kennedy's slim tome, the Future of Politics. Get scribbling in the Comments section.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Ming's Memoirs: Can You Think of a Good Title?
The Sunday Telegraph Mandrake Column informs us that this autumn's political publishing sensation will be, er, the memoirs of Ming Campbell. Come again? Don't politicians normally pen their life story when their political career is over? Ah, the penny's just dropped. Now, dear readers, you know how I like to treat you all with massive prizes? (I sound like Andrew Neil!) Well let's have a little competition. The person to come up with the best title for Ming's memoirs will get a copy of Charles Kennedy's slim tome, the Future of Politics. Get scribbling in the Comments section.
A Beautiful Ming?
ReplyDeleteMing Imperials?
You Must Be Out of Your Tiny Ming?
More Tax for High Court Judges?
I'm the Leader, I'm the Leader, I'm the Leader of the LibDems I Am?
Ming ahaaaa - failure of the Universe. He'll tax ever one of us
ReplyDeleteMing Campbell - the caretaker years
ReplyDeleteI would enter, but I am afraid of the inherent threat in the final sentence of your blog.
ReplyDeleteian, not sure I quite get that!
ReplyDeletePantsdown, Pintsdown, Pollsdown: the third volume in our essays on Lib Dem leadership.
ReplyDeleteRum, Sodomy & the Lash - why I was won the leadership.
Playing it straight
"The incredible in pursuit of the unelectable" - Ming discusses his battle to win votes in the Lib Dem leadership contest.
Ming Cambell - The Straight Choice (and this time we mean it)
ReplyDeleteMing's Bling
ReplyDeleteMing Campbell, Liberal Democrat: After Life in the Fast Lane
Being Leader of My Party and Other Things I Have Over Gordon: Ming's Merciless Memoirs
The Campbell Memoirs Vol 1: My Early Life
ReplyDeleteConfessions of a Liberal Minger
ReplyDeleteMing When You're Winning
ReplyDeleteOr, come to think of it:
ReplyDeleteI'd like to teach the world to Ming
Ming and Country
Get Charlie!
Deputy Prime Minister: A memoir of the Gordon Brown years, by the Rt Hon Sir Menzies Campbell, KG, CH.
ReplyDeleteOr something similarly pompous....
The Man Who Would Be Ming
ReplyDeleteReturn of the Ming
Ming Leer
The Lyin' Ming
Mingdom of Heaven
A Ming's Story
The Scorpion Ming
Ming Kong
Okay, I'll stop now...
Possible title -
ReplyDeleteCampbell: Condensed
NB. Campbell's Condensed (Sir Menzies) is a fine traditional soup, normally served tepid. Non-alcoholic.