tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post911452873878128916..comments2024-03-04T17:54:32.559+00:00Comments on Iain Dale's Diary: Sunday Caption CompetitionIain Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270146219458384372noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-55228260995050354242007-09-24T20:16:00.000+01:002007-09-24T20:16:00.000+01:00"I shall be in the remake of Flash Gordon...""I shall be in the remake of Flash Gordon..."Fidothedoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13588552210424845667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-37342544178594086612007-09-24T10:04:00.000+01:002007-09-24T10:04:00.000+01:00"Pardon me, but has anyone found some dentures and..."Pardon me, but has anyone found some dentures and a bus pass lying around?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-9590709576334767902007-09-24T09:44:00.000+01:002007-09-24T09:44:00.000+01:00Big cock, little cock.(In honour of Cbeebies' "Big...Big cock, little cock.<BR/><BR/>(In honour of Cbeebies' "Big Cook, Little Cook")Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-29854390567733444542007-09-24T01:08:00.000+01:002007-09-24T01:08:00.000+01:00You can't beat experience, as Mr Gladstone told me...You can't beat experience, as Mr Gladstone told me when I went round to Number 10 for tea.<BR/>But I'm still "with it" I can make a joke from an early 1980's spoof soap opera, "Falcon Crest". Oh, I'm sorry its called "Soap" and another thing, Ronnie Reagan has to stop being so beastly to the Soviets.M. Hristovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13916257985347991350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-32702518134223853202007-09-23T23:32:00.000+01:002007-09-23T23:32:00.000+01:00"Who stole my logos??? I could be anyone!""Who stole my logos??? I could be anyone!"Bennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12060185317575781641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-56052827824661341462007-09-23T20:06:00.000+01:002007-09-23T20:06:00.000+01:00This uniquely British cult of youth is ridiculous....This uniquely British cult of youth is ridiculous. The next president of the United States is 72 - www.ronpaul2008.com.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-48530393054470655722007-09-23T17:50:00.000+01:002007-09-23T17:50:00.000+01:00The Ming at the back is saying "I will call him Mi...The Ming at the back is saying "I will call him Mini Ming"Nich Starlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04237390959601973501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-41440080915242716222007-09-23T16:57:00.000+01:002007-09-23T16:57:00.000+01:00In space, no-one can hear you scream.In space, no-one can hear you scream.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-46143936456196375402007-09-23T16:10:00.000+01:002007-09-23T16:10:00.000+01:00Now it's time for LD karaoke!"Don't leave me this ...Now it's time for LD karaoke!<BR/><BR/>"Don't leave me this way.<BR/>I can't survive..."Damon Lordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17060702905405453616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-14382988686975253962007-09-23T13:42:00.000+01:002007-09-23T13:42:00.000+01:00And it gives me great pleasure to give this award ...And it gives me great pleasure to give this award to our oldest member. Please step forward... Hang on, thats me!Paul Burginhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06718135185726733792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-46943438340512254232007-09-23T13:21:00.000+01:002007-09-23T13:21:00.000+01:00I am the very model of a modern Party Leader, ...I am the very model of a modern Party Leader,<BR/> I've information socialogical, psychological, and ministerial,<BR/> I know the laws of England, and I quote the Bills historical<BR/> From Women's Emanicipation to Maastricht, in order categorical;<BR/> I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters all political,<BR/> I understand voting rights, both the simple and inscrutable,<BR/> About the Labour Party's plans I'm teeming with a lots of facts<BR/> plus many cheerful ideas about Lib-Lab pacts<BR/> I'm very good at fudging and trimming policy as I go;<BR/> And I know the telephone numbers of key editors in the media<BR/> In short, in matters political, procedural, and with others in the know ,<BR/> I am the very model of a modern Party leader.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-89897861694006137292007-09-23T13:15:00.000+01:002007-09-23T13:15:00.000+01:00"Why have they boxed-in my Zimmer...?""Why have they boxed-in my Zimmer...?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-55205485878016663862007-09-23T13:07:00.000+01:002007-09-23T13:07:00.000+01:00For the only time in his career, Ming Campbell tow...For the only time in his career, Ming Campbell towers head and shoulders over someone....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-63705226553656243382007-09-23T12:41:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:41:00.000+01:00"Of course the health and safety regulations mean ..."Of course the health and safety regulations mean that when I'm finally under it this fine headstone will have to be laid on its side."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-53064491996727406262007-09-23T12:32:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:32:00.000+01:00" And to get you in the right mood, even the telev..." And to get you in the right mood, even the television picture is in sepia"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-88301247524266854332007-09-23T12:21:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:21:00.000+01:00Where's my Werthers originals?You are all doing ve...Where's my Werthers originals?<BR/><BR/>You are all doing veeeery well.<BR/><BR/>Nurse.<BR/><BR/>Go back to your constituencies and prepare for unemployment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-84757984350787168122007-09-23T12:20:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:20:00.000+01:00"The top priority for the Liberal Democrats will b..."The top priority for the Liberal Democrats will be SANATOGEN! SANATOGEN! SANATOGEN!"Geezerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03642135656070350953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-17239574236539518702007-09-23T12:18:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:18:00.000+01:00One last heave.One last heave.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-35192534997113805092007-09-23T12:12:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:12:00.000+01:00With Gordon as PM, even my speeches seem relativel...With Gordon as PM, even my speeches seem relatively lively.Tapestryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17267094484651413428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-88023289727321415482007-09-23T12:11:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:11:00.000+01:00"Go back to your constituencies and buy Iain Dales..."Go back to your constituencies and buy Iain Dales's Guide to Political Blogging"SimonWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18394892747949521432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-63589918599171862292007-09-23T12:09:00.001+01:002007-09-23T12:09:00.001+01:00"You'll all be 66 one day. Let's hope you'll be ab..."You'll all be 66 one day. Let's hope you'll be able take it as well as dish it."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-17654642451105105422007-09-23T12:09:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:09:00.000+01:00"Vote for me and I'll give you £75 in a brown pape..."Vote for me and I'll give you £75 in a brown paper envelope." <BR/><BR/>Oh sorry, wrong Scotsman, wrong party.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-34178194557597989912007-09-23T12:02:00.000+01:002007-09-23T12:02:00.000+01:00Mr Lloyd-George knew a good war when he saw one co...Mr Lloyd-George knew a good war when he saw one coming.<BR/><BR/>"Thrilling to the trumpet call of war" said the poet WN Hodgson as more than 2 million idiot patriots marched off to death and glory in the trenches.<BR/><BR/>Since that great day - 4 August 1914 - every single Liberal Government has rejoiced in our peerless reputation as War Party <I>par excellence</I>.Chris Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15679067503215414300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-51609482944387413432007-09-23T11:59:00.000+01:002007-09-23T11:59:00.000+01:00Thinks "Hmmmm. The last urinal I visited wasn't b...Thinks "Hmmmm. The last urinal I visited wasn't being monitored on a big screen..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-90891588414602763482007-09-23T11:52:00.000+01:002007-09-23T11:52:00.000+01:00I am the leader of the Lib Dems - and if you don't...I am the leader of the Lib Dems - and if you don't behave yourself, I'll set Mini-Ming onto you!Alfiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135869751268396259noreply@blogger.com