tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post7502983731993835914..comments2024-03-04T17:54:32.559+00:00Comments on Iain Dale's Diary: For Sale: Audi CabrioletIain Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270146219458384372noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-44493268583424577732007-02-19T12:31:00.001+00:002007-02-19T12:31:00.001+00:00Allow me to offer a short 'pointless unsolicited a...Allow me to offer a short 'pointless unsolicited advice' form. Just mark as appropriate and post.<BR/><BR/>You have made a mistake. This is because<BR/><BR/>a) You don't understand cars<BR/>b) My penis is larger than yours<BR/>c) You are a vile petrol-guzzling tory<BR/>d) The car is somehow defective<BR/>e) All of the above, particularly b)<BR/><BR/>You should, therefore:<BR/><BR/>a) Give me the car<BR/>b) Keep the car forever, you filthy capitalist pigdog<BR/>c) Buy some a ________ instead, you idiot<BR/>d) Check your email for some penis enlargement treatmentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-54321185020786777312007-02-19T12:31:00.000+00:002007-02-19T12:31:00.000+00:00IainNice car. However, clearly unacceptable in the...Iain<BR/><BR/>Nice car. However, clearly unacceptable in the New Tory party.<BR/><BR/>You should get one of these:<BR/><BR/>http://www.gs.r66.co.uk/carview.asp?Id=501318851&dealerId=123220&colour=B<BR/><BR/>That way you'll be able to tell Fuhrer Dave that you've got a green car, and he might even let you get a seat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-37818777552231620032007-02-19T12:29:00.000+00:002007-02-19T12:29:00.000+00:00Wot's the Genuine Reason For Sale, then?Wot's the Genuine Reason For Sale, then?deariemehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06654632450454559188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-35034324547869293812007-02-19T12:23:00.000+00:002007-02-19T12:23:00.000+00:00Shades of Arfur Daley...Shades of Arfur Daley...jailhouselawyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03795278184797990706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-6919807118857775562007-02-19T12:20:00.000+00:002007-02-19T12:20:00.000+00:00For that money you can get two electric cars (www....For that money you can get two electric cars (www.goingreen.co.uk), and never pay the congestion charge again. Not quite as flash of course...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-66734137245839624322007-02-19T12:19:00.000+00:002007-02-19T12:19:00.000+00:00No offence, Iain, but it's what Americans used to ...No offence, Iain, but it's what Americans used to call a fag car.<BR/>You wouldn't need the Sat Nav; it would find its own way to Old Compton Street or the Brighton seafront.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-32171734380090777112007-02-19T12:00:00.000+00:002007-02-19T12:00:00.000+00:00Nice motor - shame about the mileage!Nice motor - shame about the mileage!Peter from Putneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04133613985279722397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-43897723982133541592007-02-19T11:29:00.000+00:002007-02-19T11:29:00.000+00:00Sorry, my petrolhead days of thinking 'flash cars'...Sorry, my petrolhead days of thinking 'flash cars' impressed other people are over. Audi owners are okay, but the really tedious people are the ones who think you will look up to them if they own a BMW - even if it is the 'cropped' BMW 316 shortie. <BR/><BR/>Wise old chinese man say - <BR/><BR/>When you are twenty, you worry what other people think of you. <BR/><BR/>When you are forty, you have given up worrying what people think of you.<BR/><BR/>Only when you are sixty do you realise that other people weren't thinking about you at all..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-57189535760767171832007-02-19T11:25:00.000+00:002007-02-19T11:25:00.000+00:00What a poser ! Why aren't you getting a Toyota Pri...What a poser ! Why aren't you getting a Toyota Prius, like Mrs Livingstone. <BR/><BR/>They are exempt from the Congestion Charge, don't you know..!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-294445818146786242007-02-19T11:22:00.000+00:002007-02-19T11:22:00.000+00:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-54732342148631870492007-02-19T09:31:00.000+00:002007-02-19T09:31:00.000+00:00Is this satire...?Is this satire...?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-15457252708351172782007-02-19T08:36:00.000+00:002007-02-19T08:36:00.000+00:00Try to hold off for a coupe of months - you will *...Try to hold off for a coupe of months - you will *always* get a better price for a soft top in the summer.Croydonianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14670533609622717223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-90378058255400449242007-02-19T07:35:00.000+00:002007-02-19T07:35:00.000+00:00I note you did not include the MPG.It looks a love...I note you did not include the MPG.<BR/><BR/>It looks a lovely car though.Johnny Norfolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16900659617233793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-61387159486327644962007-02-19T06:53:00.000+00:002007-02-19T06:53:00.000+00:00Does it have a Hungarian engine like most Audis ?T...Does it have a Hungarian engine like most Audis ?<BR/><BR/>They are really little more than re-skinned Skodas nowadays although Skodas are probably better cars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-11134913026722082152007-02-19T06:51:00.000+00:002007-02-19T06:51:00.000+00:00Am I the first to say "Would you buy a used car fr...Am I the first to say "Would you buy a used car from this person?"! Of course I would, if I could drive and had the cash, but apart from that...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com