tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post115910321131085405..comments2024-03-04T17:54:32.559+00:00Comments on Iain Dale's Diary: The Tale of the Rampant RabbitIain Dalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03270146219458384372noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159202263122846312006-09-25T17:37:00.000+01:002006-09-25T17:37:00.000+01:00As concerned the ultimate male pleasure bot, I tho...As concerned the ultimate male pleasure bot, I thought that was a Ducati? Or am I just old fashioned.<BR/><BR/>I keep getting spammed for something called 'the fleshlight', which appears to be some kind of artificial vagina!<BR/><BR/>Ironically, it is being advertised by a rather atractive looking women, whose real vagina would probably be a far more attractive proposition than a metal tube lined with......whatever it is lined with! <BR/><BR/>And my final comment on the subject - I was once offered the opportunity of trying an anal vibrator - which is suppossed to be the ultimate stimulator of the male g-spot!<BR/><BR/>Well, I didn't know that I had a G-spot, let alone up my bum. But I do find a good curry and several pints of lager seems to stiumlate my bottom quite well.<BR/><BR/>That said, my doctor gave me a proctal examination recently (I am at THAT age I'm afraid), and I can honestly say that I didn't find it at all pleasurable!<BR/><BR/>I don't think he did either!<BR/><BR/>Any my final anecdote - I had to take my mate to hospital after receiving a realy bad tackle playing rugby, which made him numb from about half way down his back. I was sat by his side (still in my wet muddy rugby kit), when the doctor asked him to turn over so he could examine his back. Then, producing a glove and some KY jelly......I slipped outside at this point, just in time to hear my mate scream! The doctor then asked my poor old mate 'did that give you any sensation in your penis'. Before my mate could respond, I answered' the question is doc, since you have your finger up robs bum, did it give you any sensations in your penis'.<BR/><BR/>Rob just whimpered - and not in pleasure!<BR/><BR/>Why am I talking about this???<BR/> <BR/>Right - nuff said. I'm off to think of something more edifying!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06514885826616402615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159201712099344782006-09-25T17:28:00.000+01:002006-09-25T17:28:00.000+01:00As concerned the ultimate male pleasure bot, I tho...As concerned the ultimate male pleasure bot, I thought that was a Ducati? Or am I just old fashioned.<BR/><BR/>I keep getting spammed for something called 'the fleshlight', which appears to be some kind of artificial vagina!<BR/><BR/>Ironically, it is being advertised by a rather atractive looking women, whose real vagina would probably be a far more attractive proposition than a metal tube lined with......whatever it is lined with! <BR/><BR/>And my final comment on the subject - I was once offered the opportunity of trying an anal vibrator - which is suppossed to be the ultimate stimulator of the male g-spot!<BR/><BR/>Well, I didn't know that I had a G-spot, let alone up my bum. But I do find a good curry and several pints of lager seems to stiumlate my bottom quite well.<BR/><BR/>That said, my doctor gave me a proctal examination recently (I am at THAT age I'm afraid), and I can honestly say that I didn't find it at all pleasurable!<BR/><BR/>I don't think he did either!<BR/><BR/>Any my final anecdote - I had to take my mate to hospital after receiving a realy bad tackle playing rugby, which made him numb from about half way down his back. I was sat by his side (still in my wet muddy rugby kit), when the doctor asked him to turn over so he could examine his back. Then, producing a glove and some KY jelly......I slipped outside at this point, just in time to hear my mate scream! The doctor then asked my poor old mate 'did that give you any sensation in your penis'. Before my mate could respond, I answered' the question is doc, since you have your finger up robs bum, did it give you any sensations in your penis'.<BR/><BR/>Rob just whimpered - and not in pleasure!<BR/><BR/>Why am I talking about this???<BR/> <BR/>Right - nuff said. I'm off to think of something more edifying!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06514885826616402615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159201054813476042006-09-25T17:17:00.000+01:002006-09-25T17:17:00.000+01:00Croydonain! A clitorial stimulator - oh!Can anyone...Croydonain! A clitorial stimulator - oh!<BR/><BR/>Can anyone tell me what a clitoral is?Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06514885826616402615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159183472253552442006-09-25T12:24:00.000+01:002006-09-25T12:24:00.000+01:00Common Greenham Woman :Are you demeaned or relieve...Common Greenham Woman :Are you demeaned or relieved then ?<BR/><BR/>A blow up tube station is very popular in WalthamstowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159177790349426532006-09-25T10:49:00.000+01:002006-09-25T10:49:00.000+01:00Blow up dolls are a huge relief for women. It's m...Blow up dolls are a huge relief for women. It's men they demean...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159177531601876442006-09-25T10:45:00.000+01:002006-09-25T10:45:00.000+01:00Raincoaster - a chap has to keep his finger on the...Raincoaster - a chap has to keep his finger on the, erm, pulse....Croydonianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14670533609622717223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159171907418055122006-09-25T09:11:00.000+01:002006-09-25T09:11:00.000+01:00Croydonian is suspiciously well-informed. That's a...Croydonian is suspiciously well-informed. That's all I'm saying...until this gets edited out!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159169797583521832006-09-25T08:36:00.000+01:002006-09-25T08:36:00.000+01:00Sehr geEhrter Iain So unRomantisch - what's true l...Sehr geEhrter Iain <BR/><BR/>So unRomantisch - what's true love got to do with all this <BR/><BR/>Mit apologies to Tina Turner<BR/><BR/>Your obedient servant etc<BR/><BR/>G EagleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159142830240161272006-09-25T01:07:00.000+01:002006-09-25T01:07:00.000+01:00Oh ...Oh ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159140205423396472006-09-25T00:23:00.000+01:002006-09-25T00:23:00.000+01:00Verity,come back! We need you.Verity,come back! We need you.Little Black Sambohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16699227938165106710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159137949437158202006-09-24T23:45:00.000+01:002006-09-24T23:45:00.000+01:00newmania said... Peter Hitchens - K------ L------ ...newmania said... <BR/><I>Peter Hitchens - K------ L------ you mean? If you are talking about the IRA sympathising, jew hating,Bike rider bullying , trafficlight erecting , congestion charge exploiting , London plan amending , housing target increasing ,Coucil over riding ,Transport Budget misusuing ,self advertising , sound bite thinking....Pepsi.</I><BR/>No..<BR/>I meant that slag Kate Moss.The Hitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159136345639595512006-09-24T23:19:00.000+01:002006-09-24T23:19:00.000+01:00Good to see you taking subject matter tips from me...Good to see you taking subject matter tips from me. What I love about this report is that you were coming back from a <I>TV studio</I>.<BR/><BR/>Oh! the irony.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159136279153425182006-09-24T23:17:00.000+01:002006-09-24T23:17:00.000+01:00Iain, I can't believe you were listening to Stephe...Iain, I can't believe you were listening to Stephen Nolan. There have been masses of complaints about him on the 5 Station board.<BR/>He's a revolting man.It just goes to show how 5Live has gone down market, I've been listening for 10 years, and to think Vincent Hanna once did that slot !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159133335431993862006-09-24T22:28:00.000+01:002006-09-24T22:28:00.000+01:00Peter Hitchens - K------ L------ you mean? If you ...Peter Hitchens - K------ L------ you mean? If you are talking about the IRA sympathising, jew hating,Bike rider bullying , trafficlight erecting , congestion charge exploiting , London plan amending , housing target increasing ,Coucil over riding ,Transport Budget misusuing ,self advertising , sound bite thinking....Pepsi.<BR/><BR/>I cannot express my lack of admiration for the man as , for some reason,Iain Dale uniquely won`t let me use the word he calls `C`. Nice `Long Good Friday` use of `Slag`.Now there`s a proper film. <BR/>.<BR/>Thankyou Doctor.(Doctor of Proctology I assume)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159130683576077732006-09-24T21:44:00.000+01:002006-09-24T21:44:00.000+01:00Newmania - a 'fisking' is rather like a 'fisting' ...Newmania - a 'fisking' is rather like a 'fisting' but rather more painful for the recipient.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159127829341641092006-09-24T20:57:00.000+01:002006-09-24T20:57:00.000+01:00newmaniaapparently you are the expert.What is the ...newmania<BR/>apparently you are the expert.<BR/>What is the ultimate pleasure "bot"?<BR/>Im 43 so for me its a nice cup of tea ,a good sit down and a natter about that f****** slag k*** ****The Hitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159126576345826312006-09-24T20:36:00.000+01:002006-09-24T20:36:00.000+01:00An anal intruder is not the sort of pleasure-bot I...An anal intruder is not the sort of pleasure-bot I had in mind.It would be a very useful debating tool ,though,for use in my regular confrontaions with the `Soshlist Worker`contingent outside the tube .Is `having an offensive person on your weapon` legal ?<BR/><BR/>(What is a fisk ? )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159125687588354052006-09-24T20:21:00.000+01:002006-09-24T20:21:00.000+01:00Just because you can't be arsed to give women sexu...Just because you can't be arsed to give women sexual pleasure Ian, why knock something which can?<BR/><BR/>Sara Teather surely is of such a stature to require more a dithering dildo dormouse than a rampant rabbit. Mind you, boy, can she rabbit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159124613848849772006-09-24T20:03:00.000+01:002006-09-24T20:03:00.000+01:00*makes note to carry 18 inch anal intruder with hi...*makes note to carry 18 inch anal intruder with him at all times*<BR/><BR/>Think about it,<BR/>its illegal to carry a baton for self defense, so the answer is to carry an 18 inch long rubber cock filled with lead.<BR/> If the police stop you tell them you are gay and it is part of your culture (I know it isnt). <BR/>Even better make it an 18 inch long BLACK rubber cock and accuse them of institutional racism .<BR/>The ultimate politically correct weapon to carry would be an 18 inch long lead filled black rubber cock with tartan motifs and verses of the Koran printed along the side.<BR/>read my comments in the MOS.The Hitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007793676288933155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159123724561523642006-09-24T19:48:00.000+01:002006-09-24T19:48:00.000+01:00"Where is Verity...?" Out buying some `sensible sh..."Where is Verity...?" Out buying some `sensible shoes ` perhaps ?<BR/><BR/>On the subject of pleasure devices for men I have often though that our culture mis-directs its efforts . It was as early as the 1930s that we were promised the `pleasure-bot` but they remain a dream . When oh when will we stop trying to go to the moon and focus on the technological challenges of the electric vagina , the feely suit and the plethora of playthings within our grasp. <BR/><BR/>`Being a feminist doesn't mean you can't hitch up with a macho man. In fact, this is one of the best combinations around` <BR/><BR/>I must endevour to become even less macho .The imminent danger of being clubbed and slung over the shoulder of a sack wearing green haired arm pit forest scares me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159121141041161432006-09-24T19:05:00.000+01:002006-09-24T19:05:00.000+01:00So, Ellee, the question we're all asking is... hav...So, Ellee, the question we're all asking is... have you got one?! You seem to be very well informed about them... LOLIain Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03270146219458384372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159121023975434542006-09-24T19:03:00.000+01:002006-09-24T19:03:00.000+01:00Now what about a post about toys for the boys, one...Now what about a post about toys for the boys, one of those blow up dolls?<BR/><BR/>Btw, I understand this bunny is Anne Summers' number one best seller.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159119939625890732006-09-24T18:45:00.000+01:002006-09-24T18:45:00.000+01:00Adrian,"Where is Verity...?"Verity will no doubt b...Adrian,<BR/><BR/>"Where is Verity...?"<BR/><BR/>Verity will no doubt be consulting her three dictionaries to find even more obscure ways to insult other blog-responders. Whether or not she is pro- or anti-rabbit, or whether she can explain the "thing on the side", is largely irellevant given her ability to generate so much self-satisfaction :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159118990162798062006-09-24T18:29:00.000+01:002006-09-24T18:29:00.000+01:00Perhaps we can have a whip round and buy that Sara...Perhaps we can have a whip round and buy that Sarah Tether woman a rampant rabbit - seeing as nobody has shagged her for an incredibly long time!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214838.post-1159118390572950972006-09-24T18:19:00.000+01:002006-09-24T18:19:00.000+01:00Iain, don't think so, I shall be in bed.Iain, don't think so, I shall be in bed.Guido Fawkeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.com